The things that your dear bloggy friend, Lyn, discovers late at night, for your viewing pleasure...
Artificial Virginity Hymen
Artificial Hymen
USD 29.90
"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect.
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Easy to use - Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
- Soluble and expandable at body heat
- Clinically proven non-toxic to human
- No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
- Made in Japan
- Open the package and rub on the artificial hymen, then carefully put into the vagina. If vaginal is dry, dip the artificial hymen to water and then put it into the vagina as quickly as you can.
- Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
- Finally, cleans the vulva after having sexual intercourse."
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4 Got comments?:
I don't even know how to respond to this, really... I guess in some cultures virgins are highly valued. Or a young looking hooker could be "selling" her virginity over and over - I think this is the target customer if it comes in boxes of 50.
ROFLMAO...is all I can say. The instructions were perfect LOL
they had something like that in my day. it was called putty.
They probably sell 'em in batches of 200 at Costco.
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