New meme time

Happy first meme post of The Queen's Meme

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?

I am harboring an illegal alien past his 90 day green card allotment.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book. What is the title of the book?

I'm thinking A Blog In The Rough would be the best title or am I just the only one here thinking that no one is going to know it's me if I call it say, "Cool Delaware Chick and Her Weird Life" book.

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

Did you just waste your allowance money only to dial the wrong number? So sorry.

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright.
What did she see?

She saw a sign embedded in the ball that said "The jig is up - she doesn't believe a word you're saying, so you might as well leave, she's not paying you a red cent."

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen?Just how objectionable can you be? Do tell.

Well, you'll have to ask Mark what I did that was so nawtee, as I don't kiss and tell (well only if you ask nicely or I run out of boring posts for my blog and need to spice it up a bit).

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

Remember to keep holy the Meme Days.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Hmm, I think I'm really in love - and don't think I've ever felt it quite like this before.